What Would Jesus Drive?

I don't know. But God drives a Ford Focus. It's not a hybrid, but probably gets pretty good mileage. God has the "vanity" license plate "IMWHOIM," [Exodus 3:14] -- that's how I knew it was God's car. Also, the bumper sticker "I put snow in its place" [Job 38:22, Psalm 147:16, Psalm 148:8].

God also has some ambivalent feelings about schnauzers, if we are to believe the other bumper sticker, which has two schnauzers, one dressed as a devil and one as an angel, with the legend "Naughty and Nice."

God eats locally sourced, organic Mexican food, as the restaurant that serves it is where I observed God's car a few minutes ago. Unfortunately I was walking the dog and didn't have my camera along.

And God lives in Midcoast Maine. But you knew that, right?